Let me tell you
about my exciting life.
I started my life in a factory being assembled by a
high quality craftsman who took great pride in his work.
While many of my
siblings went down the assembly line to be packaged and sent off to their
anxiously awaiting customers, I took a detour down a long lonely conveyer belt
to a top secret department in the factory.
My new assembler
took me off the conveyer belt and laid me on a soft velvet blanket. He removed
my back plate and carefully examined all my components. With careful steady
hands, he took one of the smallest cameras you have ever seen and placed it
inside me. Next to the camera, he placed a very tiny microphone similar to the
ones you see on all the spy movies.
He swapped out
my standard battery and replaced it with a long-lasting, rechargeable Lithium
coated battery that will last for many, many years. The moment the battery was
placed inside me, all my gears and components came to life.
The assembler
then set my date and time and examined me for imperfections, there were none. Pleased with his work, he replaced my back
plate and held me up in the air to admire his work. He then pushed my record
button to make sure my camera was working and he spoke to me saying, “Testing
123, testing 123.” Then he connected me to his computer and watched me play
back everything I recorded for him.
After passing
all of his tests, he disconnected me from his computer and set me back on the
conveyer belt to join the other watches. After a few minutes, I met up with all
my siblings again and I was wrapped and packaged in a special box.
As you now know, I was born
as a spy watch. Many of my siblings were born for the water, but I
was not. I was
made to record surveillance video and to record conversations. My spy
components are so small that no one can see them and no one will ever know when
I am recording. I
can record up to 2 full hours of conversations or video, but shhh, I’ll never
tell.
I’m looking for an owner who
takes pride in his watches. I need an owner who cares about his
watches and will proudly wear me on a regular basis. I require no feeding or
maintenance other than an occasional change of battery.
My new owner
should like gadgets and have the need for recording and videoing covert conversations.
I don’t want someone who just sees me as a shiny new object, wears me for a few
months and then puts me away in a draw, never to see the light of day. I need
to be worn. I need to be shown
off.
I’m proud. I’m
trustworthy. I’m reliable. I can be yours, but you’ve got to be the right one for
me. If you think you’re the right one for me, you can learn more here. In just a few days, I’ll be sitting on your wrist traveling to some new
and wonderful places giving you lots of great joy. I can’t wait!
